Kidz bop kids ride series#

I would just like to point out that thereвЂ™s a song called вЂњThe Ketchup SongвЂќ on Los Kidz Bop. вЂњThe Kidz Bop cover of Baha MenвЂќ is the first thing youвЂ™ll see when you enter Hell. Is she a prostitute who the narrator wants to turn into his own Pretty Woman, or is the message that females shouldnвЂ™t have to work if theyвЂ™re attractive? Either way, no.

Honestly, before doing this post, I never really thought about what Jet was saying itвЂ™s tough to focus on, ugh, words, when youвЂ™ve got a guitar riff that strong, which DEFINITELY wasnвЂ™t stolen from Iggy PopвЂ™s вЂњLust for Life.вЂќ Anyway, after some pleas to make a girl his, Cameron MunceyвЂ™s Kidz Bop stand-in moans, вЂњNow you donвЂ™t need that money/When you look like that, do ya honey.вЂќ What. вЂњAre You Gonna Be My GirlвЂќ is deceptively inappropriate. ThereвЂ™s nothing worse than a five-year-old goth. вЂњWell, Suzy, the thing about that isвЂ¦*crashes car to avoid conversation*вЂќ вЂњMommy, what does вЂI need a girl to ride, ride, rideвЂ™ mean? Is it like a bike?вЂќ ItвЂ™s the second song on the first Kidz Bop album, placed gracefully between the Guidance CounselorвЂ™s cover of вЂњSmash MouthвЂќ and an even less soulful, more strip club version of вЂњBye Bye Bye,вЂќ and really set the tone for the series. Kidz Bop wasted no time in making parents feel uncomfortable while their seven-year-old son rocks out to Britney Spears songs about women who dangle a sexy carrot in front of a horny bunny, only to pull it away at the last second. вЂњOops!вЂ¦ I Did It AgainвЂќ by Britney Spears Here are 10 unnerving, creepy, or generally super-awful Kidz Bop covers.

Kidz bop kids ride series#

Last week, Burnsy told you about the Kidz Bop cover of вЂњThrift Shop,вЂќ which changed MacklemoreвЂ™s original вЂњIвЂ™m hunting, looking for a come-up, this is f*cking awesomeвЂќ to the much more kid-friendly, вЂњThis is really awesome.вЂќ The album series - which is now on its 24th installment - has been making these kind of tame lyrical edits for over a decade now, but there are some songs Kidz Bop should never have covered in the first place. Never before has the tag вЂњchildren are our future, unless we stop themвЂќ been so relevant.